Sunday, January 29, 2006
Got laid, partied with hot Thai women didnt sleep
The title speaks for itself. Fuck Love, fuck being a good person, Jump some bones and party past dawn!
Sunday, January 08, 2006
Gone Drinking
I got drunk bitches. First I hung out with Ruiz and we played the midnight lib game in the Honch, I even sang Karaoke. I drank, coconut rum, then tequila sunrise, then jack and coke, then two Asahi's in about 2 hours. I was probably at the lowest level of drunk possible becuase I could still walk and talk normally I just felt odd.
The next night Tony and I went to Roppongi all night and I drank well, I don't know, maybe 5 beers including Bud, Guiness, Asahi, and Foster's and I had a shot of Jameson, that really fucked me up. After the Jameson I drank Cokes for about 3 hours until I was sober again, then I had some more beer, and at some point a glass of Hennessy I never got so drunk that I couldn't walk straight. I surveyed the scene figured out the games and learned a lot, I think I'll be banging cheap Japanese and Euro trash girls in no time.
I learned a lot from this, for example being drunk didn't change who I was at all, so if a girl becomes a slut when she's drunk, then she's just a slut anyway, and if a guy becomes an asshole when he's drunk, well then he's an asshole. I never knew that. I thought alcohol lowered inhibition or some stupid shit like that, maybe it does, but that wouldn't work on me, I have no inhibitions, I really do and say anything I want all the time. All being drunk did was make me feel weird. Shit if you want elation, I've had much better highs when in deep philosophical discussions. I have experienced so much better mental pleasure from my own actions I don't see any point to alcohol, It isn't healthy so fuck it. I'm hard pressed to understand how anybody even becomes an alcoholic.
This is where I get back on my high horse. These experiences have only further proved how right I am, and how stupid you all are. If only I could show you the true pleasures of life. Sex is one of them, and I do believe I will go back to the land of hot Euro/Russian/Japanese/Brazillian women for that reason, but this alcohol business is silly. Well if it works for you good on you, I like people actually being themselves, we could all drape ourselves in bullshit so thick we could forget reality, but I rather everyone be honest. If getting drunk makes people act like they truly feel, then drink away!
Some people might say that's not cool becuase some people are dicks when they're drunk, well if their dicks when they're drunk, then they are dicks alltogether, they also happen to be liars who pretend to be cool, just stay away from the dicks.
And of course some girls, including the one I foolishly fell in love with are total sluts when they're drunk, well there's nothing wrong with being a slut, why not do it when you're sober too? It would make my life easier. I can prove logically that casual sex is a healthy thing, but you might not like the religion bashing it would require.
I guess the worst part is now that the mystery is gone, I see the world a mass of horribly pathetic people.
Now I know what the die hard drinkers are thinking right now, so I'll say, yes I had a great time, it is fun, but that had nothing to do with the alcohol. I was sober just as much as I was drunk last night, and my fun level didn't change, the only thing that changed was when I was at my peak drunkness, I couldn't concentrate, and I'm a man who likes his thoughts.
I also learned that a lot of these people aren't really having a good time, many were quite bored. I see this as a perfect opportunity. I might not be getting a stage performance gig anytime soon, but I'll be damned if I can't put a little sunshine in the eyes of up to and including 3 hot Japanese girls or 1 Euro girl, it is harder to remove sticks from their refined asses.I could probably entertain 1 or two Brazillians for short bursts, so I would have to strike quickly and max out on my Spanish, because I know much more spanish than Japanese. What I lack in language skills I can make up for in Americaness, you see being an American in Japan is often like being a celebrity, not a big one, but I've had my picture taken with at least 15 people on different occasions. I am inherently a curiosity, all I need to do is find a curious girl. Then out of spite I wrote; "Not some boring, fearful, hypocrite bitch."
The next night Tony and I went to Roppongi all night and I drank well, I don't know, maybe 5 beers including Bud, Guiness, Asahi, and Foster's and I had a shot of Jameson, that really fucked me up. After the Jameson I drank Cokes for about 3 hours until I was sober again, then I had some more beer, and at some point a glass of Hennessy I never got so drunk that I couldn't walk straight. I surveyed the scene figured out the games and learned a lot, I think I'll be banging cheap Japanese and Euro trash girls in no time.
I learned a lot from this, for example being drunk didn't change who I was at all, so if a girl becomes a slut when she's drunk, then she's just a slut anyway, and if a guy becomes an asshole when he's drunk, well then he's an asshole. I never knew that. I thought alcohol lowered inhibition or some stupid shit like that, maybe it does, but that wouldn't work on me, I have no inhibitions, I really do and say anything I want all the time. All being drunk did was make me feel weird. Shit if you want elation, I've had much better highs when in deep philosophical discussions. I have experienced so much better mental pleasure from my own actions I don't see any point to alcohol, It isn't healthy so fuck it. I'm hard pressed to understand how anybody even becomes an alcoholic.
This is where I get back on my high horse. These experiences have only further proved how right I am, and how stupid you all are. If only I could show you the true pleasures of life. Sex is one of them, and I do believe I will go back to the land of hot Euro/Russian/Japanese/Brazillian women for that reason, but this alcohol business is silly. Well if it works for you good on you, I like people actually being themselves, we could all drape ourselves in bullshit so thick we could forget reality, but I rather everyone be honest. If getting drunk makes people act like they truly feel, then drink away!
Some people might say that's not cool becuase some people are dicks when they're drunk, well if their dicks when they're drunk, then they are dicks alltogether, they also happen to be liars who pretend to be cool, just stay away from the dicks.
And of course some girls, including the one I foolishly fell in love with are total sluts when they're drunk, well there's nothing wrong with being a slut, why not do it when you're sober too? It would make my life easier. I can prove logically that casual sex is a healthy thing, but you might not like the religion bashing it would require.
I guess the worst part is now that the mystery is gone, I see the world a mass of horribly pathetic people.
Now I know what the die hard drinkers are thinking right now, so I'll say, yes I had a great time, it is fun, but that had nothing to do with the alcohol. I was sober just as much as I was drunk last night, and my fun level didn't change, the only thing that changed was when I was at my peak drunkness, I couldn't concentrate, and I'm a man who likes his thoughts.
I also learned that a lot of these people aren't really having a good time, many were quite bored. I see this as a perfect opportunity. I might not be getting a stage performance gig anytime soon, but I'll be damned if I can't put a little sunshine in the eyes of up to and including 3 hot Japanese girls or 1 Euro girl, it is harder to remove sticks from their refined asses.I could probably entertain 1 or two Brazillians for short bursts, so I would have to strike quickly and max out on my Spanish, because I know much more spanish than Japanese. What I lack in language skills I can make up for in Americaness, you see being an American in Japan is often like being a celebrity, not a big one, but I've had my picture taken with at least 15 people on different occasions. I am inherently a curiosity, all I need to do is find a curious girl. Then out of spite I wrote; "Not some boring, fearful, hypocrite bitch."
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