Thursday, February 18, 2010

California's State Song Sucks

Most everything about California is awesome, or at least better than you. This is a scientific fact.

But California does have its issues too.

I think the most obvious is that we let Mexico keep Baja California. This is just wrong. Until 1846, Baja and Alta California were united. Just throwing that out there, in case any new filibusters were being planned.

Anyway I remember learning the song "California, Here I Come" in first grade. It's a catchy showtune. I sang it everytime I was coming back to California from parts unknown. I suppose I assumed it was the state song. Nope.

California's state song is "I love you, California"


I love you, California, you're the greatest state of all.
I love you in the winter, summer, spring and in the fall.
I love your fertile valleys; your dear mountains I adore.
I love your grand old ocean and I love her rugged shore.
Chorus
Where the snow crowned Golden Sierras
Keep their watch o'er the valleys bloom,
It is there I would be in our land by the sea,
Every breeze bearing rich perfume.
It is here nature gives of her rarest. It is Home Sweet Home to me,
And I know when I die I shall breathe my last sigh
For my sunny California.

I love your red-wood forests - love your fields of yellow grain.
I love your summer breezes and I love your winter rain.
I love you, land of flowers; land of honey, fruit and wine.
I love you, California; you have won this heart of mine.

I love your old gray Missions - love your vineyards stretching far.
I love you, California, with your Golden Gate ajar.
I love your purple sun-sets, love your skies of azure blue.
I love you, California; I just can't help loving you.

I love you, Catalina, you are very dear to me.
I love you, Tamalpais, and I love Yosemite.
I love you, Land of Sunshine, Half your beauties are untold.
I loved you in my childhood, and I'll love you when I'm old.

They're great lyrics, or at least they're lyrics reminding us of how great California is, but the song is unsingable. I don't know if it can be made to sound good. I think at best it comes off as sounding like an eastern European propaganda song.

Here's the absolute best version on YouTube.



Now compare it to "California, Here I Come" sung by Al Jolson in 1924




But not all our "official" things suck. Most of them are decent. California was the first state to have an official insect. The California Dogface Butterfly.



And our state soil is the San Joaquin.







-All facts and photos stolen from the internet.

2 comments:

Unknown said...

The songs were a little unfair. Is there any professional singing it?

Promontorium said...

No one will sing that song. It's a terrible song. I wasn't kidding when I said that little kid sang the best version.

The song won "official" status with a write-in contest. Note, not a singing contest, not a composition contest, a write-in. On paper it looks alright, but it's a nightmare vocally.

A melody-only version is the only kind that is played for official purposes.